Ever caught your partner doing something that left you absolutely speechless? You’re not alone. Brace yourself for some jaw-dropping, eyebrow-raising stories that people just had to share. From talking to inanimate objects to eating habits you’d never expect, these confessions might make you wonder what your significant other is secretly up to. And trust us, you won’t want to miss the weirdest one at the end!
1. “She Holds Full Conversations with Our Appliances”
Have you ever walked in on someone saying, “Come on, microwave, you can do it!”? Well, one Reddit user has. Apparently, their girlfriend talks to inanimate objects as if they’re part of the family. Toasters, keys, even the vacuum – they all get a pep talk. It’s adorable… and slightly unsettling. But hey, at least she’s polite to them!
“She even gave the elevator in our building a personality. Once, when it creaked loudly, she said, ‘She screams when she’s angry.’ It felt like I was in a horror movie!” – u/Aware_Bear6544
2. “Sleepwalks… and Sleep-Cleans”
Sleepwalking is strange enough, but sleep-cleaning? That’s a whole new level. One user shared that their girlfriend gets up in the middle of the night and starts folding laundry in her sleep. Sure, it’s not perfect, but A+ for effort!
Fun fact: Nearly 1-15% of the general population sleepwalks at some point, but sleep-folding clothes? Now that’s dedication!
3. “Hot Sauce on EVERYTHING”
Is there a hot sauce lover in your life? Well, this girlfriend takes it to extremes. She drowns every single meal in hot sauce – even things you’d never think of, like plums! Yes, plums.
“I’ve been with her for 20 years, and I’m in too deep now to question it. It’s just… her thing.” – u/Dubious_Titan
4. “Leaves Bottles Uncapped Like She’s Still a Bartender”
Imagine cooking with someone who leaves every single bottle of sauce open on the counter, as if they’re expecting an influx of customers. This habit might make some people cringe, but for this girlfriend, it’s a throwback to her days as a bartender. Who knew Worcestershire sauce needed to breathe?
“I’ve tried to get her to cap them, but it’s a losing battle. So now I just laugh it off.” – u/do2g
5. “When Words Fail, She Flails”
Ever been so frustrated that you just wave your arms around? This girlfriend does it all the time when she’s lost for words, and her boyfriend finds it absolutely adorable.
“It’s like she’s trying to act out what she’s thinking. I call it her ‘personal charades game.’” – u/Ohm727
Is this starting to sound familiar? Maybe your partner has a quirky communication style too!
6. “Biting… Yes, Biting”
Yep, you read that right. Some girlfriends express their love with unexpected bites. It’s their unique way of showing affection, even if it leaves their significant others scratching their heads.
“It’s like, sometimes a hug isn’t enough, she just… bites me!” – u/No-Cup8878
7. “Ripping Open Packages Like a Raccoon”
One boyfriend swears his girlfriend tackles Amazon boxes like she’s on a mission. No scissors? No problem. She’ll tear into that package like it’s a survival situation.
Pro tip: If you’re dating someone who handles packages like this, it might be time to invest in a box cutter!
8. “Never Closes ANYTHING”
From toothpaste caps to doors, this girlfriend just can’t remember to close things. Open bags of chips? Always left out. Screen doors? Left ajar. It’s a constant battle against staleness and bugs.
“I’ve thrown out so many bags of chips, I’ve lost count.” – u/Waallenz
Relatable, or just plain infuriating? Either way, this one probably hits close to home for a lot of couples.
9. “Eats Burgers Upside Down”
One boyfriend noticed that his girlfriend always, always, eats burgers upside down. No matter how she unwraps it, somehow, the top bun ends up on the bottom. How does she do it? Even she doesn’t know!
“It’s like magic. I blink, and it’s upside down again!” – u/Dayz_End
10. “Randomly Smells My Armpit”
Love makes us do strange things, but this girlfriend takes it to another level. She’ll lean in, take a whiff of her boyfriend’s armpit, and carry on with her day.
“She says it’s comforting. I just roll with it at this point.” – u/sweeteveescape
11. “Sleeps with One Sock On, One Sock Off”
Ever tried regulating your body temperature by wearing just one sock? This girlfriend swears it’s the key to a good night’s sleep.
“It’s always the left sock. And she swears it’s like sleeping with one leg out of the blanket.” – u/Icy_Entrepreneur_958
12. “National Anthem Sing-Alongs… at Random Times”
You know that moment when a song is stuck in your head? Now imagine if it’s the national anthem – all the time. This girlfriend breaks into “OH SAY CAN YOU SEE” whenever the mood strikes. It’s patriotic, but maybe not quite normal.
“She once did it in the middle of a grocery store aisle. I was mortified… but also, impressed?” – u/nellybeans27
13. “The Tea That Never Gets Drunk”
Here’s a classic: making tea, taking a sip, and leaving it forgotten. This girlfriend has a habit of leaving about eight half-full mugs of tea around the house at any given time.
Did you know? The average Briton drinks 1,000 cups of tea a year, but this girlfriend might only drink half of each one!
14. “She Loves a Lift – Literally!”
Whenever she’s feeling down, this girlfriend has a simple request: a big bear hug that lifts her off the ground. It’s her instant mood booster, and her boyfriend is more than happy to oblige.
“She asks for it so sweetly. It’s impossible to say no!” – u/kriss_marry
15. “Waves at Dogs Like They’re Old Friends”
You know how some people just love dogs? This girlfriend takes it to the next level by waving enthusiastically at every dog she sees. Unfortunately, dog owners sometimes think she’s waving at them, leading to some awkward encounters.
“I’ve had to explain to strangers that she’s not flirting, she just really, really likes their dog.” – u/lvratto
16. “Eats Bananas Like a Candy Bar”
This one’s a head-scratcher. Instead of eating a banana the traditional way, she peels the whole thing, holds it in her hand, and breaks off pieces like it’s a chocolate bar. No reason, it’s just her thing.
“I thought maybe it was a trauma response or something, but she’s just always done it.” – u/ThingCalledLight
17. “Crackers in the Shower”
Imagine munching on soggy crackers during a shower. This girlfriend finds it oddly comforting, much to the horror of her boyfriend.
“It’s one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen.” – u/stickydog88
18. “Calling My Boxers ‘Panties’”
No matter how many times her boyfriend corrects her, this girlfriend just won’t stop referring to his boxers as “panties.” It’s become an inside joke, but it’s still pretty odd.
“She thinks it’s hilarious. I’ve given up trying to change her mind.” – u/spaghettidayH
19. “Drinks From Her Toothbrush”
This one’s really strange. Instead of just rinsing her toothbrush, she uses it to scoop water into her mouth, over and over, until she’s satisfied.
Fun tip: There’s no right or wrong way to brush your teeth… but this might be pushing it!
So, what about you? Do you have a girlfriend (or boyfriend!) with a quirky habit you secretly find adorable, weird, or both? Share your stories in the comments below – we can’t wait to hear the bizarre things you’ve experienced! And don’t forget to like, share, and tag a friend who would totally relate!
